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[23 Jul 2006|04:03am] |
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MySpace is DOWNNN!!! Half the world must have already committed suicide by now! Who knows how long this will last... Hours... DAYS EVEN!?! My god what shall we do?! It's 4 in the morning and all I wanted to do was go on myspace and look at people's ugly fucking faces!!
So, besides that eventful happening... I went to Providence today and got some 1/2" Tapers so that I can fit the new plugs in my ears that I bought the other day. They are pretty sweet. I went to my fucking freezer and realized that we had BANANA SPLIT ICE CREAM. I almost fucking died. I'm feeling vulgar right now and I wanna swear like a wild mother fucking chicken licking banshee. But I won't.
I should (if I'm fucking lucky) be starting a new job soon. At a shitty ass hotel so I can get money for a sweet ass Jeep and a nice little apartment for Chris and I. I've been so far successful in getting by and being able to save a decent amount of money. =P Umm.. what else.. Amber is dating Eric which is nice for both of them because Amber needed a boyfriend and Eric needed a girlfriend. Works out fucking spectacular! We had a romantic chicken alfredo and salvia dinner at Eric's house the other night lol.
I got the Sims 2 and all I do is download mad shit for it. I don't even get to play it cuz I spend too much time downloading shit and fucking up my computer. My dad deleted BearShare and all of my fucking music tonight and I am preeetty pissed. I had some GOOD SHIT! Especially the Bob Saget song. And the Tony Danza Tapdancing Extravaganza. FUCK!!! That sucks.
I am getting tired so instead of going upstairs and going to bed like normal uncrippled people do I am going to go lay on my couch and watch some shitty thing that is on at 4am and try to fall asleep because I am too lazy to drag my stupid ass up the stairs with my fucking crutches. August 10th I officially start going to therapy and walking. I am thoroughly excited. And with that... I end this livejournal post that no one will read because Myspace has already burned holes in their brains and made them Tom's slave. "We <3 Toooommmmmm" - In zombie voice. Yeah, what bitch what.
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| Holy Shit |
[26 Apr 2006|03:25pm] |
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Today I was trying to find people's livejournals so maybe it would lead me to their myspace so I couldnt make fun of them. I couldn't even remember my own livejournal name cuz livejournal is just so like 2 years ago. OMG. Alright so a few things I have to say... I LOOOOVE how some people are still stuck in that highschool mentality years after they've graduated. It's sweet. Seriously how long are you gonna be saying "Nobody loves me because I wear black and I'm different. I cut myself to stop the pain!" When you could be going out and getting a life and stop acting 14. Hahaha. Yeah some people are stupid.
Sooo... Kehly is leaving me and going to Florida soon. I'm going to cry and lock myself in a room with twinkies for a week and shit myself. We're having a big ass going away party. Anyway, I think I'll get back to my myspace now because it is sooo much cooler. Peace out shit fuck.
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| DEDICATED TO DAN SLAVIN |
[22 Dec 2005|06:46pm] |
Dear Dan,
Upon your request I have updated my livejournal. Here is an overview of what I have been doing with myself...
I serve sandwiches and work for an angry portagee. I just recently completed drug counseling and got a certificate and 10 dollars to the warwick mall. Now I smoke pot again. I beat some bitches ass because she was mackin on Chris. I told her she had STD's and hit her in the face. I hate the world and wish everyone would die. My birthday is soon. I'd like a 12 pack of magic hat #9's. Put it on your list, and check it twice. I've been practicing my ninja skills so I can one day challenge TOUNI!!!! BRING IT ON BITCH!!! My tai chi is much stronger than your ling wong!!! Alright, I'm gonna go get crunked for Christmas.
Peace Nigga.
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[28 Aug 2005|07:04pm] |
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I haven't updated in a while. Some cool shit has been happening that I'd like to share.
+I passed my graphic design class at CCRI and finally got my diploma.
+I just bought a '94 Eagle Talon, 5 speed.
+I got a job at Simon Says Cafe in East Greenwich. I start tuesday.
Tomorrow my mission is to register my car, get used to a stick shift, and then go show everyone cuz it's exciting. yay.
Right now I am waiting for a call from Eamon. We are going to go cause panic and suffering in the hearts of many innocent children by slaughtering their grandmothers. And I am waiting for pasta to be done so I can eat it and whatnot.
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| i miss my baby |
[13 Aug 2005|01:27am] |
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chris didn't call me today. i'm pretty dissapointed. i dont know if things will be the same when he gets back. i feel like crap and i just want to see him... not till sunday. they probly wont even come back sunday cuz the bands are playing till like 8 or something.. i dunno i just miss him. maybe i'm just a frikken retard.
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[05 Aug 2005|11:27pm] |
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I am wicked dissapointed... We're not going to Moe down now cuz Adam and Chris decided to go to gathering of the vibes next weekend instead. I really wanted to go to a festival with Chris cuz I thought it would be something cool to do together.. I really wish I had someone to talk to instead of just writing shit down in this thing. I lost all my friends when I dated that fucking scum of the earth Jesse because I wasn't allowed to hang out with ANYONE. I really wish I could have stayed close with Krista but I guess we went our own seperate ways. It's not like we don't see each other ever. I still wave to her if I see her driving but that's basically it. I used to be able to call Kaleigh or walk to her house if something was wrong but she had to stab me in the back and use me as a scapegoat.. They were my two closest friends and I still think about them all the time whether they think of me or not. I wish I still had a best friend. It seems like everyone has one but me. I still have Kayla and Eamon and they're great friends.. and I'm thankful for that. Then I have the friends that I met through Chris but they're still more his friends I guess. Maybe I should actually try to be closer with people (in a nonsexual way of course) but I don't know if I'm really comfortable with that since so many of my friends have drifted away in the past. I guess it's all part of growing up, though and it's something I need to deal with. Maybe next weekend I can change that. Who knows. Alright I'm calming down.. no more bitching for tonight. I'm off to watch adult swim and possibly brighten my mood.
( oh and this lil thingy )
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| hooray for grandma |
[05 Aug 2005|11:56am] |
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In 2 weeks I officialy graduate and then my grandma is giving me an undisclosed amount of graduation money because she is oh-so-very nice. I am first, buying a moedown ticket and second, buying the first car I can afford. I'm wicked souped. And all I had to do was work my ass off in ALP and go to a sweet graphic design class a CCRI. I wanna take ceramics in the fall but my mom didn't really wanna pay 300$ for me to play with clay. But I really wanna!! Ok so yeah that was my crappy update... I'm takin everybody for a ride in my car when I get it whether it is a peice of shizznit or actually decent. woohoo...!!
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| Fucking creepy |
[27 Jul 2005|11:25am] |
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I just woke up from the weirdest fucking dream. It first started off with Chris and Tori and a bunch of other people showing up outside of my house in her van (which no longer exists). Then For some reason I was looking in a bag of cheese and found a bunch of little bag's of pot which were apparently Tori's. Then I guess the rest of the people left and it was just me and Chris in my house. We started doing it but then my mom came home so we stopped and went and said hi to her lol. We wanted to continue so we went back into my room but when we got there my bed was gone and there was some old lady I had never seen looking through the stuff on my floor. She told me she needed stuffed animals for the party. I guess we were having a family get together with all these family members I had never met. So I flipped the fuck out and told her to get the fuck out of my room because there were like 10 stuffed animals right there in front of her that she wasn;t even noticing. Then my mom came in and told me that the person I told to get the fuck out of my room was my great aunt and then this other lady came up to me and she was like "don't you remember me and uncle?". At that point I was like "fine mommy I'm going to your room then!" So I go in there and lay on my back on the bed but Chris doesn't come in its some big fat guy and he fucking gets on top of me and I get all pissed, throw him off and leave the room. Chris was no where to be found and I went to my mom telling her that this guy just tried staddling me but she just seemed confused. So I ran downstairs, found his jacket and threw it outside into a puddle cuz it was raining. Then I didn't see the guy again. I came back in my house and saw four lit cigarettes so I took them all and toldm the people that there was no smoking in the house. They were all like "oh come on!" Then only one guy followed me out for his cigarette so I smoked one and he smoked the other three all at once. As we were smoking I saw a pair of legs dangling from a shed that was placed right in from of my house with snow on it. So I asked the smoking guy what the guy on the shed was doing. Hes like "Oh, hes dead" and i'm like wtf. So Then he goes "oh no look hes still got his vital signs" even though the guy appeared pretty dead to me. So then I just sort of forget about it and then I look up and there is this huge window on the top floor of my house that doesn't even look like my house anymore. I notice one guy who is pretty fucking dead just like leaning against the window and then I look closer and there are like 6 more dead people in the room with him. I go to one of my "cousins" who is outside and I'm like "what the fuck is going on I'm freakin out" and shes like "yeah this is pretty scary we gotta get out of here" and then she grabs my arm and starts digging her nails into my skin as hard as she can with this fucking evil look on her face.. and then I woke up. It was fucked up. I had to go take a shower and compose myself. And I ate a muffin. It was a good muffin. Now I have to go to school.
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| bitch nigga |
[26 Jul 2005|01:29pm] |
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my retarded ass completly broke my cellphone so i'm getting it replaced today and I have to take veeeeryy good care of it as if it were my own little baby cellphone that i birthed. that would be some weird shit. so anyway i didnt hafta fucking get piss tested today they keep pushing it back its like they're giving me a chance. stupid me i've been smoking. the old guy said i could probly be done with it before 3 months. that would be cool shit. well im gonna go bother sharon to bring me to get my cellphone okay bye homies.
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| crack ass crackas!! |
[24 Jul 2005|11:19am] |
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I want to go for a picnic today. I woke up completely rested at 11 which is abnormal for me. I'm glad I didn't drink last night. But I did smoke a lot and now I need mucho cranberry juice. I'm wicked excited about today for some reason. I hope it doesn't end up shitty. Yesterday we were supposed to hang out with Charlie and Liz for Liz's birthday and I remembered all day but then Chris and Adam didn't pick me up till like 10 so we all completely forgot and now I feel like an asshole. I hope we can go see them today. I think I need to eat a hot pocket and take my birth control. lol.
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| as i watch the sun fuck the ocean crying i am not your savior but i'm crippled with desire |
[21 Jul 2005|01:05pm] |
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today is a non-chris day cuz he wants to work all day at his job and then go bail hay for another six hours afterwards. what a silly kid lol. but tomorrow is Jay's kegger i guess and it's gonna be cool and we'll be all sorts of crunked for christmas! I have an interview tomorrow at 8 in the morning and I'm souped. I need this fucking job like right fucking now and its so cool cuz I'll still have my nights to do whatever the fuck I want... except for smoke pot cuz then those bastards will fuck with me and send me to rehab and shit cuz i'm a POT JUNKIE. hahahhahahahahalololol WTF. yeah sorry i had a spasm!!
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| piss tested, mother approved! |
[20 Jul 2005|04:41pm] |
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So last night was pretty cool. We went to Jared's and got kicked out cuz of the over-abundance of people. Then we went to Eamon's house to chill for a little while until we found out what we were doing. Sam called us and we went down there. We got all drunk and naked and went swimming in the pool and the hot tub. It was like a nudist commune. Hahaha. Then someone was being a douchebag the whole night and making a certain Kayla sad and it wasn't cool. But the honey brown + bud light (yuck but gets you drunk!! lol) + smirnoff triple black + bacardi razz was cool!
Then it sucked this morning when I had to wake up at 7 O COCK and go to my intake for my drug program cuz I'm such a bad drug user and an alcoholic too!!! I'm not only getting piss tested but also breathalized! What do they think I'm just gonna be drinking 24/7? Retards. Then they tried to entice me with a free trip to six FAGS but then I decided I wasn't gonna let them fuck with me like that and I didn't wanna hang out with that fat bastard all day anyway.
Nepenthe called me back when I was in school today and I have to call them tomorrow. So I guess I have a job but now I have no fucking transportation after like 2 weeks when my mom has to work a lot. I'm gonna have to get a dingy little motorscooter and pretend I'm in Europe or something. Or pay people for rides, that's the more likely solution. If Christopher ever gets his car registered I'm sure he'll let me borrow it to get to work and back cuz he works all day anyway. That would be nice of him.
My sister is watching full house and Uncle Jesse has a mullet and he's throwing a hissy fit. HAHAHA. Fucking funny shit. Yeah so fuck people who want my piss in a cup!!! Salt and vinegar chips make it all better.
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[19 Jul 2005|02:10am] |
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I feel kinda shitty. I guess that's what sitting on the computer at 2 in the morning does to you.
I start drug tests wednesday. Hopefully I'll get that detox shit.. with the 40$ that I don't have.
I fucked up the van. It's hard to tell people that it wasn't because I was drunk, I was, but that it was because I was trying to turn the ass-fucking ice cold heat off cuz I was fucking freezing.. and maybe it was somewhat that no one had confidence in me to drive my own vehicle and it made me feel like shit. I've driven drunk plenty of times, even tho that's nothing to fuckin be proud of. The first accident I got in was when I ran over my neighbor's lawn and got stuck on a wall when I was changing a cd completely sober. So there, shit happens. I guess I'm just a dumb ass.
I need to smoke a cigarette and go to bed cuz I always get all worked up over nothing when I am just sitting alone in my house thinking too much. I think I need a hobby.
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| this sucks big balls |
[11 Jul 2005|03:41pm] |
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today was my court date and i walk in there all thinking that i'm just gonna walk on the case cuz i had a black lawyer and hes supposed to be good. so then hes like "oh you have to go to drug counseling for 90 days and then the case will be thrown out". but that is like the same thing that would have happened if I just went to court myself without a $2,000 piece of shit. I'm 18 in december so it would get cleared off my record anyway. i'm fucking pissed cuz that came out of my college savings and shit. So now I can't smoke anymore cuz my first test is like next week. this fucking blows. I wanna rip big bong. I guess I'm just gonna hafta be an alcoholic and hallucinogen junkie!!! drug counseling doesn't get you off drugs it just makes you explore other drugs that won't show up in your urine. I was looking foreward to getting really high today too.. all the fucking people I hang out with smoke!! UUGH!!! SO ANGRY!!!! I'm gonna be smoking a lot more cigarettes and getting tons of cancer and like tumors and shit. whats so wrong about pot. I love pot. Pot is my homeboy. I even had a guinea pig named pot, come on now. I can't wait for marijuana to be legal!
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| Rant about whores |
[06 Jul 2005|03:08pm] |
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I can't figure out why someone would want to fuck like 50 people before they are even 18. Especially when they are going out with someone. Isn't that just a little degrading? I couldn't do it. I'd feel fucking filthy and probably just throw myself off a bridge somewhere for being a waste of life. But that's just me. Maybe that's just normal for society now a days. Thanks for spreading diseases to the whole population of the world!!! Thats awesome.
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| amber is the color of your energy |
[30 Jun 2005|01:28pm] |
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so once upon a time my mother told me that my face was going to explode into a vicious skin eating disease if i didn't wash the goat urine off but i didnt listen and look at me now! sweet
okay so today i have to go to the showcase for training. i'm having second thoughts cuz i dont wanna work till 1 fucking 30 in the morning. it's gonna like make me depressed and shit i know it lol.
i think it would be funny if i chugged a 6 PACK TO MY DOME and went into training bahaha okay not really. those are for after. now i gotta go do some shit...........
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| like oh my gosh your asshole is growing legs!! |
[24 Jun 2005|08:53pm] |
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I'm going to get all crunked for Christmas tonight I guess and that should be a wholesome time full of family fun like pinatas and pin the tail on the donkey. I am just waiting for Chris and Adam. Yesterday me and Chris took some acid and tripped pretty hard and we were just geekin all night and couldn't stop and we were seeing mysterious faces in pictures on my cellphone and getting freaked out. It was funny. I think the homies are picking up Rachelle at 9 which is in like 4 minutes... So I guess I'm gonna go wait cuz it won't be long now. Later bitch niggas.
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I wish I knew what the fuck was wrong with me.
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